DTRMP, ticker $DTRMP. The Deal Channel: a parody 24 hour teleshopping channel starring a buffalo from Narayanganj, Bangladesh that went viral after locals nicknamed it for resembling a public figure. Step up to the Deal Desk and try to out-haggle the buffalo.

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He has the hair. He has the fanbase. He has 700 kilos of leverage. Meet the buffalo the internet could not stop nicknaming.

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The buffalo of the century

On a farm in Narayanganj, Bangladesh, a buffalo grew up, grew out, and grew a haircut. The internet took one look, handed him a nickname, and a legend was born.

Crowds came. Selfies happened. He went viral ahead of Eid al-Adha, pulling curious visitors to the cattle farms near Dhaka. The Deal Channel signed him on the spot.

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Straight from the broadcast

Do not take it from us. This is the post that put the buffalo on the map.

The buffalo at a cattle farm, the original viral photo
Original footage · a cattle farm near Dhaka
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Try to out-haggle the buffalo

He has never lost a negotiation. Not once. Make him an offer and watch what happens.

The DTRMP buffalo, ready to make a deal
today's number $ 700,000,000

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"Step right up. Make the buffalo an offer."

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